Wednesday, August 8, 2018

There Is Something About Mary

"War would end if the dead could return."
—Stanley Baldwin (English, 1867-1947)
Word for the day
Mufti (n)
Civilian clothes
Malice towards none
No jobs, no reservation.
Matter settled and disposed.
 
First random thought this morning
There must be thousands of Indians staying illegally in Europe, Americas, Africa and Middle East. What should be done with them?
Is there anything wrong, if the local people and politicians speak against them in threatening voices and harass them in violation of international laws?

There Is Something About Mary

In past two months I have received numerous communications criticizing me for irresponsibly criticizing the government. The primary and common theme in all such communications is that the incumbent government has taken many innovative, unprecedented and revolutionary steps for the upliftment of poor, farmers, women and youth.
I would like to close the discussion on this topic with the following reproduction of a conversation from the popular 1998 Hollywood movie "There Is Something About Mary":
"Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the exercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs!!!
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!"
In next few posts, I shall present my thoughts on the current state of economy and markets.

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