The generous uncle
One of the distinct childhood memories is about the Uncle, who used to visit foreign countries for work almost every year. After every foreign visit, he would host a family dinner. At the gathering he would explain the difference between heaven (Europe and USA) and hell (India). He would make every adult regret for taking birth in India and make every child aspire to settle abroad. We (me and my brother) were usually not interested in what Uncle is saying. Our interest was limited to the last act – opening of goodies bag post dinner. He would very generously distribute the “gifts” he had brought from “foreign”. These gifts would invariably include – bathroom sleepers, shaving and dental kits, cosmetics and writing instruments picked from the hotel room he had stayed and flight he had travelled; bottles of perfume; some clothes; small toys; and souvenirs, mostly bought from dollar stores (this I know in hindsight after travelling myself). Three essential things were bottles of liquor ...