A Tremendous Day in the White House – The Best Ever!
Trump: Hey Susie, you’re looking absolutely fantastic, nobody does it better! How’s the morning going? Did my posts on Truth Social and that failing platform “X” – terrible name, by the way – absolutely ROCK the world last night? Total game-changers! Susie Wiles: Sir, you’re the greatest President in history, nobody even comes close! The entire planet is glued to your accounts. Your posts are sending shockwaves across the universe – markets trembling, governments in a frenzy. We’re doing phenomenal, the best any administration has EVER done! Trump: Fantastic, just fantastic. I knew it! Show me the posts we’re dropping today – we’re gonna dominate! Susie Wiles: Right here, Sir, the absolute best ammo for today’s battle! Trump: Susie, you’re a genius, just brilliant. I love you, you’re tremendous. Fire off a post every 10 minutes, keep ‘em shook! Oh, and send Little Marco in, pronto. Marco Rubio: Good morning, President. How’s the greatest leader in the world doing today?...